THE WOOF KREWE
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“A SONIC SEAFOOD OPERATION WITH BEEF”
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A three piece sub-aquatic sound system out to redefine the rhythm track recipe. A power trio on a mission to pump out some proper beats.

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OFF THE CHARTS


The original krewe member, RAW OYSTA is a pearl-maker preoccupied with serving up spicy rhythms. Word on the street is that OYSTA was shucked from a parade float straight into the shell of a drum. From half-shell to full drum shell, OYSTA caught the boogie woogie at just the right time.
OFF THE HOOK


Schooled off the shores of California, FRESH SQUID maintains the harmony in the krewe. After years of deep dwelling evolution, SQUID understands that waveforms, frequencies, and positive vibes are vital to a healthy echo-system. This tentacled soul is no slouch when it comes to performing piano strokes, drum strokes or even swim strokes!
OFF THE CHAIN


A moody and mysterious character of unknown origin from the swamps of Florida or Louisiana, possibly both. Heavily exposed to Caribbean syncopations due to proximity, and known to be a highly unstable sonic thrasher. Growling low-end, hissing high-end, and snappy snares are all the GATOR specialties.
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“PLUS WE GOT BEEF“
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Latest plates available on Bandcamp released on the supremely obscure EASY SNAPPING imprint.
NEW! D-Burb Chop Shop album dropped on MLK Day 2026!
Tasty jam sessions can be found on Mixcloud.
The classic menu is still in effect on Soundcloud. Check out the Fresher playlist.
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A MARITIME TALE
Introducing the triple-threat of rhythm runners, RAW OYSTA, FRESH SQUID & FRIED GATOR.
First to pop out the half shell, OYSTA refined the cocktail sauce for the secret kung-pow to the juicy rhythm tracks. Ingredients were sourced from diverse influences and since then, much damage has been done to sound systems worldwide!
Rising from the Pacific to bring the freshest waves to the masses, SQUID is the krewe’s resident bass groover and people mover. A versatile collector with ten limbs, SQUID continues to gather musical inspiration from both sides of the Atlantic.
It was just a matter of time before OYSTA and SQUID crossed paths with the GATOR. A crunchy and reclusive creature, GATOR brings the deep swamp funk and has a serious appetite for chop suey as well as chopping the beats.
Beyond the krewe’s mild obsession with tight rhythms, they have a terrible habit of playing block-style dominoes while listening to hot jams.
Formed at a New Orleans food stand and inspired by two knuckle-headed hounds, the WOOF KREWE now serves fresh takeout plates, oysta shooters and deep-fried bangers at an audio chop shop in the suburbs of Detroit.
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Special Dedication to Professor Longhair (1918 – 1980)
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